Category: humor

Freewriting, the 20th day of the 7th month of the 2019th year

So I haven’t posted here in a while. I’ve been busy with other aspects of writer life. And life. I got married, is a thing. And prior spent 3 months in Britain, for the second time. And now I’m drowning in the thorny tendrils of US to UK Spousal Visa applying and processing and I Read More

Spontaneous Writing: It’s been a bit

It’s been a long time since I’ve posted here. To be fair, I spent the last three months in Britain. To be less fair, I had an internet connection the entire time, and I think I went radio silent way before May 8th. But uh. Let’s just ignore that. Here! Story! Unedited save for typo-fixing-in-the-moment, Read More

Flash Fiction: Ryobark

I thought we were safe. We were safe, until the family dog activated drill mode. Was he just shaking his ears? No. No he was not. We watched in horror as he channeled the ancient demigod of drillish dogs, Ryobark. Like a fiendish serpent he writhed and slithered, lead by his spinning head. A flash Read More